Last Read: Moriarty, by Anthony Horowitz
Reading: The Portable Atheist, edited by Christopher Hitchens
Will Read: The Selfish Gene, by RIchard Dawkins
“I’ve realized that if I blow up Last Kale’s nuclear facility, the fun will be over, because you’ll all be dead,” explains our villain. “And we wouldn’t want that, now would we?” What remains of Last Kale’s police force listens … Continue reading
The police are uncomfortable, especially Ryan Summers, whose normal Sunday routine is to sleep in until noon, wake up and eat a bowl of fruit loops with his kids, then watch cartoons for a while. But this Sunday is different, … Continue reading
“No, not that,” says ZERO. “Who cares about them? I was talking about blowing up the nuclear plant.” Our villain has been so caught up in the morning’s revels that he has forgotten about his plans for the evening. “Oh, … Continue reading
For those who are curious, the signs he had posted say: Warning: Trespassers will be shot, broken, flayed, skewered, set on fire, or defenestrated. Their bodies will be donated to science.
Waking up from the best night’s sleep he’s had in years, our villain stretches his arms and yawns to ZERO, “Status report.” “What is this? Star Trek?” the supercomputer asks sarcastically. When Mortimer scowls in response, ZERO continues. “The police … Continue reading