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Vile part 41

“I’ve realized that if I blow up Last Kale’s nuclear facility, the fun will be over, because you’ll all be dead,” explains our villain. “And we wouldn’t want that, now would we?” What remains of Last Kale’s police force listens … Continue reading

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Vile part 39

The police are uncomfortable, especially Ryan Summers, whose normal Sunday routine is to sleep in until noon, wake up and eat a bowl of fruit loops with his kids, then watch cartoons for a while. But this Sunday is different, … Continue reading

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Vile part 38

“No, not that,” says ZERO. “Who cares about them? I was talking about blowing up the nuclear plant.” Our villain has been so caught up in the morning’s revels that he has forgotten about his plans for the evening. “Oh, … Continue reading

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Vile part 37

For those who are curious, the signs he had posted say: Warning: Trespassers will be shot, broken, flayed, skewered, set on fire, or defenestrated. Their bodies will be donated to science.

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Vile Part 35

The bright fires and penetrating sounds of sirens die away as the helicopter chops its way across Last Kale, but as Mortimer nears his home, he finds more. Apparently the police had seen fit to raid his house while he … Continue reading

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Vile Part 27

The truth that no one knows about the golden potato is the trail of blood it has left in its wake. The story of the golden potato begins long ago when John Kale met an Indian named Sal. They both … Continue reading

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Vile Part 20

The next day finds our villain in the central plaza of Last Kale. For a day of spontaneous crime, he has packed a picnic basket of lethal devices: his silenced pistol, several fragmentary grenades, an rpg, some agent orange and … Continue reading

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